Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit. It gets too sticky if it’s not cold.
i need this in my life
makes this right noe
OH MY GOD
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!
WHHHHHHEEEERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEN ALL MY LIIIIIIIFE ALL MY LIIIIIIIFE
The Freys slashed her throat from ear to ear. When we found her by the river she was three days dead. Harwin begged me to give her the kiss of life, but it had been too long. I would not do it, so Lord Beric put his lips to hers instead, and the flame of life passed from him to her. And… she rose. May the Lord of Light protect us. She rose.
Bjørn Frilund, 64, is a master baiter in his local village of Eidsbygda, Norway. He was slacking his line one morning when his attention got tugged to one of the cod in his fishing nets, according to the photo database WENN.
He quickly inserted his knife into the fish’s orifices, and found a big, pink sex toy. He swears it wasn’t his — the fish probably thought the dildo was a small octopus, and ate it, Frilund maintains. The fish was filleted and given away, while the dildo remains at Frilund’s house.
There’s no word on how the naughtiest catch found the naughtiest feast.
The post about the fish dildo reminded me of this incident, hands down the all time best story my criminology professors ever told. Also, the article left out the fact that the dude was driving ~20 kmph (~12 mph), resulting in a *low speed* chase.
Versatile • adj. Capable of doing many things competently.
excuse me but you’re missing the best one
I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFEWacky fun…
I’d tend to agree:
excuse me you forgot someone
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
just this guy’s laugh
holy shit i’m crying ngl
That should not have been as funny as it was!
OH MY WORD
GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT
"they have angered the machine!!"
I’m genuinely in pain from laughing
LMFAAAAOOOOO HOLY SHIT IM DYING
IM IN PUBLIC YOU CANT DO THIS