rycbarnutella:

bullfinch:

rachotamer:

reaill:

rusethefox:

cynic-in-denial:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit.  It gets too sticky if it’s not cold.

i need this in my life

makes this right noe

OH MY GOD
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHHHHHHEEEERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEN ALL MY LIIIIIIIFE ALL MY LIIIIIIIFE

rycbarnutella:

bullfinch:

rachotamer:

reaill:

rusethefox:

cynic-in-denial:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit.  It gets too sticky if it’s not cold.

i need this in my life

makes this right noe

OH MY GOD

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHHHHHHEEEERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEN ALL MY LIIIIIIIFE ALL MY LIIIIIIIFE

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xomfg xomnomnom

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

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redvipers:

The Freys slashed her throat from ear to ear. When we found her by the river she was three days dead. Harwin begged me to give her the kiss of life, but it had been too long. I would not do it, so Lord Beric put his lips to hers instead, and the flame of life passed from him to her. And… she rose. May the Lord of Light protect us. She rose.

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xcatelyn stark
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xscience ftw

fuckyeahforensics:

The post about the fish dildo reminded me of this incident, hands down the all time best story my criminology professors ever told. Also, the article left out the fact that the dude was driving ~20 kmph (~12 mph), resulting in a *low speed* chase.

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xscience ftw

rynnay:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

hgprime:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

adriofthedead:

Versatile adj. Capable of doing many things competently.

excuse me but you’re missing the best one

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4b4142708673748a62047d31f0dba4a/tumblr_mry65bWxMz1qj7u8ao1_500.gif

I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Wacky fun…

I’d tend to agree:

image

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excuse me you forgot someone

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xalan tudyk
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kismetrix:

fullmetal-dipshit:

vvhaleshark:

if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

you are also 50% banana

image

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agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

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xjoss whedon

the-cyclopes-are-watching:

isawgrace:

smile-cause-life-is-beautiful:

thesonicscrew:

jackhawksmoor:

slytherliz:

lixxieb:

doc-knock:

londonprophecy:

qweety:

just this guy’s laugh

OMFG

holy shit i’m crying ngl

That should not have been as funny as it was!

OH MY WORD

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

"they have angered the machine!!"

I’m genuinely in pain from laughing

LMFAAAAOOOOO HOLY SHIT IM DYING

IM IN PUBLIC YOU CANT DO THIS 

TEARS

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xvideo

fuckyeahskyrim:

ailce0-o:

The lusty nord maid

So, I’ll just leave you all to think about this. 

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xskyrim