5 hours

posted 11 hours ago @ 01 Aug 2014
xbrb busy surviving xhopefully I don't strangle my brothers while waiting

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

nothingworsethancoldtea
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tinalikesbutts:

Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”

reblogged 1 day ago @ 31 Jul 2014 with 119,187 notes via/source
xperiod

So Dylan is sitting outside in the gazebo watching Veronica Mars on the Apple TV
I’m in the kitchen making food and I find this video
Then I played it through the Apple TV 7 times so now I’m just sitting in the kitchen laughing while poor Dylan is really confused in the gazebo

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xvideo
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xparks and rec

aspect-destroyed:

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

This made my day

reblogged 1 day ago @ 31 Jul 2014 with 266,561 notes via/source
xomfg

Oh standby flight you double edged sword you

posted 1 day ago @ 31 Jul 2014
xbrb busy surviving xyour price draws me in xbut the lack of reliability stabs me in the uterus xor leg
reblogged 1 day ago @ 31 Jul 2014 with 242,318 notes via/source
xscience ftw xlungs

It really grinds my gears when my mom comes into my room to say 2 things, stares at me for 5 minutes then leaves without closing the door. 

If the door was closed when you entered you should close it when you leave. PLEASE

posted 1 day ago @ 31 Jul 2014
xbrb busy surviving

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posted 2 days ago @ 31 Jul 2014 with 1 note
xbrb busy surviving xtoday!

jaclcfrost:

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

reblogged 2 days ago @ 30 Jul 2014 with 106,164 notes via/source
xgpoy

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

reblogged 2 days ago @ 30 Jul 2014 with 236,214 notes via/source
xgpoy xbasically me today with my brothers